How Many Europeans Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?

How Many Europeans Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?

Depends…

Take it lightly; the jokes doesn’t mean to be culturally offensive.

Belgium: 14
1 Fleming + 1 Walloon to fix it. 1 interpreter to translate between Dutch and French. 10 to debate which language will be the printed in the manual guide. The King to intervene.

Bosnia: 4
1 Bosniak to fix it. 1 Croat to continue fixing it 4 months later. 1 Serb to keep fixing it the remaining 4 months. 1 specialist from the Office of the High Representative in Bosnia-Herzegovina to observe the entire procedure and keep the peace.

Bulgaria: 0
Revised: How many Bulgarian police does it take to fix a lightbulb?
4. 1 sitting on a chair and 3 others to rotate it while he’s fixing the bulb. (not sure about this one. got it from a group of Bulgarians.)

Czech Republic: 0
The CSSD (Social Democrat Party) government votes and decides that there is no problem with the light bulb.

France: 53
1 to organize a union meeting. 50 others to go on strike to demand additional holiday during the fixing of the light bulb. 1 to fix and 1 taxi driver to drive him to work due to the transport strike.

Great Britain: 0
Why they even need a light bulb? The sun never sets on the British empire.

Greece: 3
1 to find a reason for fixing it. 1 to admit that he knows that he knows nothing about fixing the light bulb. 1 to contemplate about the education or the lack of it on how to fix a light bulb.

Italy: 3
Berlusconi + his mistress + 1 person to switch off the light bulb.

Russia: 1
Putin

Slovakia: 0
All Slovakians who know how to fix a light bulb have moved to Prague (Czech Republic).

Sweden: 2
1 to fix the light bulb. 1 on-call in case the one who is fixing it kills himself.

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